1 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:12,074 - Synced and corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,900 - Howdy! - Here we go. 3 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,420 Understand our, uh, our sons got into a bit of a fight. 4 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,480 Yeah, sure did. 5 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,780 I'm sorry I hit you. 6 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:38,120 How do you not know "Call of Duty"? 7 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:40,479 Gotta admit, it's kinda weird he never heard of "Call of Duty." 8 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,039 I mean, game's been around for years. 9 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,230 There's, like, 15 versions of it. 10 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,372 Yeah, well, uh, we don't, uh, we don't play video games at our house. 11 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:50,071 But that's okay if y'all do. 12 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,560 That's weird. 13 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,740 Yeah, why don't you, uh, tell him the thing we talked about? 14 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:57,880 Go on. 15 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,800 I hope... 16 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,370 I hope we can be together next time in harmony. 17 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,540 Well, uh, we'll look into that. 18 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:11,400 Come on, pal. 19 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,182 Huh? 20 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:23,780 I wish Travis was nice to me after I apologized. 21 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,779 Well, you can't control other people, bud. 22 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:27,320 We can only control ourselves. 23 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:30,069 The more I think about it, the more I wanna punch him again. 24 00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:32,071 Yeah, that's called insecurity. 25 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,700 You keep practicing what you just did over there, 26 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,820 and you'll grow. 27 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,494 You'll be a better person for it. 28 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,579 But even his dad wasn't nice. 29 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:42,410 I picked up on that. 30 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:44,208 But you didn't see me get mad, did you? 31 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,293 No. 32 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:48,840 I know how you feel, buddy. 33 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:51,040 You know, your dad used to get mad. 34 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,230 A lot. 35 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,920 But, uh, eventually, I was able to control those feelings, 36 00:01:56,930 --> 00:02:00,516 and then I had you, and I changed. 37 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,480 I'm really proud of you. 38 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,100 It's a hard thing that you did. 39 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:08,270 You messed up, but you took responsibility for it. 40 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,660 It's the right way to live. 41 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,419 Oh, I don't think we have time for that. 42 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:17,480 - I think I can do it. - Let's try it. 43 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,700 Here we go. Okay, you ready? 44 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,860 Let Dad do that. Let Dad do that. 45 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:36,919 - Dad'll do it. - Okay. 46 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,570 Dad's gonna do it. Okay? Here we go. 47 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:48,310 No. Pick it up. Pick it up. 48 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,949 ... his face is the penny, 49 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:52,940 as well as the $5 bill. 50 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:57,580 Lincoln was born February 12th, 1809, in Kentucky. 51 00:02:57,590 --> 00:03:00,000 His family was very poor 52 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:02,900 and lived in a one-room log cabin. 53 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,800 Later, when Lincoln was 9 years old, 54 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,880 his mother suddenly died. 55 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,540 Stupid bull got up there and got his horn stuck in my bumper. 56 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,560 About pulled it off. 57 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:19,080 So now, I gotta replace that, I gotta replace the... 58 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,680 Here y'all go. Got your breakfast right here. 59 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:24,560 - Thank you, Miss Emily. - Now, who needs a warm-up? 60 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,740 I'll take one. 61 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,950 Kyle? How you doin' this morning? 62 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,790 - You enjoying a short stack? - I sure am, Miss Ginny. 63 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,080 Oh... 64 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,440 I'm gonna need a fucking Xanny. 65 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,360 Oh! Mm! 66 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:45,720 Oh, hey. Did I tell you? 67 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:50,280 - Amber made cheer squad. - Oh, hey, that's so great. 68 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,470 You must be so proud. 69 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,480 Oh, yeah. We're havin' a big shindig to celebrate. 70 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,200 You should come. We're gonna fry a turkey. 71 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:58,600 Oh, you know, I'd love to, but... 72 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,260 we got Clark's mom, so... 73 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,590 Oh, well, bring 'em all. 74 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,280 Yeah, I know, but she's, um... 75 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:07,060 She's hooked up to all them machines, 76 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,700 and I'm afraid to... unplug 'em. 77 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,420 Oh, that's fuckin' stressful. 78 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,039 Yep. 79 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,150 Shit's real stressful. 80 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:21,420 Uh... 81 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,700 Bevel told me he jerks off to you. 82 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,870 Hey, Emily. 83 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:35,340 What are you doin' right now? 84 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,580 Cashing out. 85 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,860 That's cool. 86 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:46,880 That's really fuckin' cool. 87 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,500 Cool. 88 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,879 And apparently, he was a lawyer 89 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,600 before he became the president. 90 00:05:04,623 --> 00:05:05,660 Did you know that? 91 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:07,240 I knew that, yeah. 92 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:09,940 I think it's a good thing for John to see that stuff. 93 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:13,480 You know, that, I don't know, despite his circumstances, 94 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:15,240 he could be a lawyer. 95 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,940 Yeah, no, totally. 96 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,240 I think it's great he's learning about all that now. 97 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,649 I mean, I don't think I learned about George Washington 98 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:27,930 or Abe Lincoln till I was much older, so... 99 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:29,480 Yeah, totally. 100 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,510 What else did you guys learn about? 101 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,060 You mean, what else did I teach him? 102 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:36,940 Uh-huh. 103 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,300 Oh, just basic math. 104 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,640 You know, I wanna get into long division... 105 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:44,010 math stuff, two plus two. 106 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:46,680 Things that, basically, you know, what we could try to do 107 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,980 is come up with stuff with, like, division, things like that. 108 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,109 You know, that's what I'm hoping... 109 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,080 Hey, what do you guys want for dinner? 110 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,240 You know what I like about Old Abe? 111 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:04,500 And, uh, it's actually something I relate to 112 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,960 which is he had this beautiful combination of, um... 113 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:12,070 What was it? Pragmatism, optimism, and compromise. 114 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:16,020 Absolutely. I see that. 115 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:18,820 No, what you said. Um... 116 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,969 Pragmatism, optimism, 117 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:22,860 - and compromise. - And compromise. Yeah. 118 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,700 'Cause I-I think that's the building blocks 119 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,140 of anyone worth his salt. 120 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,510 I really do. 121 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,940 And he's now on a penny. 122 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,870 No, he's a real success story, 123 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,752 that Abe Lincoln, 124 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,800 'cause he worked hard, and now he's on a penny. 125 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:49,179 And a lot of pennies can buy you socks... 126 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:50,500 um... 127 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,599 shoelaces. 128 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,500 You use those. 129 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,180 I've seen you. 130 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,770 Um... 131 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,420 hairpins... 132 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,019 He's an intricate part of our life, John. 133 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,317 Mm-hmm. 134 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,150 How's your food, John? 135 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,440 Pretty good, right? Chicken pot pie? 136 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:16,169 You gotta stop drinking at work. 137 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:17,960 I don't drink at work. 138 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:19,900 Sally, you came home drunk. 139 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,460 I know, but I didn't drink at work. 140 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:24,920 Okay, but it's gotta stop. 141 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:27,510 - You drink beer. - I'm throwing the wine away. 142 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,880 - You drink beer. - Yeah, I drink beer, 143 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:31,530 and I know when to stop. 144 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:35,300 Look, you're setting a terrible example for our son. 145 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,780 - You understand? - I'll stop when you stop. 146 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,350 I'm not horse trading with you, okay? 147 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,260 Now, let's... let's just try to unwind 148 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,420 with no drinks. 149 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,280 Please? 150 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:48,700 Please? 151 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,680 Sally, don't answer me with a look. 152 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:58,669 Hey, guys. 153 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:01,880 Today, I'm gonna tell you all the messed-up shit Abraham Lincoln did 154 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,620 that you'll never find in history books. 155 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,930 Number six on today's countdown of "Heroes Exposed" 156 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,920 is old Honest Abe. 157 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:10,419 I love Tom, and... 158 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:12,320 I think I'm ready to get married. 159 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:13,597 Oh, boy. 160 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,200 Marriage is like a... 161 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,020 package of jelly beans. 162 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,770 At first, it's fantastic. 163 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,640 Strawberry. Watermelon. Grape? 164 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:24,940 And then one day, you get black licorice, 165 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:28,550 and you think to yourself, why did I get these jelly beans? 166 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:30,989 But, Mom, what if I love black licorice? 167 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:34,243 Honey, nobody likes black licorice. 168 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,460 The more you focus on your pain, 169 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:44,670 the more you focus on your pity, 170 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,840 the bigger it gets, 171 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,660 and the more you doubt God. 172 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,220 In moments like this, 173 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,760 I think of Daniel in the lion's den. 174 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,220 If Daniel were to focus on those lions, 175 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,660 how would he sleep? 176 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,520 He wouldn't! 177 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,610 He'd be scared to death, waitin' to be eaten alive! 178 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,260 Now, how did he survive? 179 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:17,600 He survived because he focused not on the lions, 180 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,860 but God. 181 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:24,460 See, you can't focus on the pain, the pity, the fear. 182 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,980 You focus on what made those lions. 183 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,100 God. 184 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:32,610 God will deliver us. 185 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:37,500 God acts on behalf of those who wait for him. 186 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:45,600 God acts on behalf of those... who wait for Him. 187 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,360 Peace be with you. 188 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:52,200 And also with you. 189 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,740 Now, give thanks. 190 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,659 And may you go in love and peace. 191 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,990 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you. 192 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,930 Buddy. Peace be with you, pal. 193 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:06,260 Look at everything God's given us, John. 194 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,040 It's beautiful. 195 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:10,380 We gotta honor it. 196 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,120 - You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. 197 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:16,240 Gotta keep everything on God's land safe. 198 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:19,460 Everything from the ants to the giant trees. 199 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,660 - There's giant trees? - Oh, yeah. It's nuts. 200 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:27,690 You know, you gotta honor humans. 201 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,280 You gotta honor Dad. 202 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:30,620 Dad's gotta honor you. 203 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,500 - What about Mom? - Mom. Sure. 204 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,700 Gotta honor Mom. 205 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,760 - She cries a lot. - Oh, yes. Yes, she does. 206 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:45,478 But, you know what? Like I've said... 207 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,318 there's happy cry, and then there's sad cry 208 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,851 and then there's, uh... 209 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:52,200 Well, there's Mom cry, 210 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:53,880 and that can be very loud and scary. 211 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,260 I feel like I have a pretty good way of talking her down. 212 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,390 As long as I'm calm, 213 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,850 and I'm saying, you know, "You need to stop yelling 214 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,270 and you're spitting when you talk." 215 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,280 You know, those are things... 216 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:09,060 Ah. 217 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,210 So close. 218 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:14,500 All right. 219 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:16,480 That was a pretty good throw. 220 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,880 Thought you said you didn't know how to play. 221 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,180 You're gettin' the hang of it. 222 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,080 Maybe a little wild, but you got this. 223 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,469 Oh, yeah. There you go. Now, you got this. 224 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:32,350 Yeah! 225 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,880 Here, you can have this. 226 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,500 You know, you're good enough to play right field. 227 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,970 Yeah? 228 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:44,270 Yeah, so next time your Dad takes a nap, 229 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,759 why don't you come on over to my place, 230 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,340 and I can show you how to hit? 231 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,580 It's not that hard. 232 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:52,310 Okay. Thanks. 233 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,520 All good. 234 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:55,940 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 235 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,280 Does your mom wear hair on top of her own hair? 236 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,540 - Hey, Dad? - Yeah? 237 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,160 Did you get that comforter? 238 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,380 No. 239 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,780 My room's cold. 240 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,240 Listen, John, do you know th-the story 241 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,780 of the feeding of the five thousand? 242 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:29,060 See, wh-what happened was Jesus was in the desert 243 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,100 with a bunch of his buddies, about 5,000 of them, 244 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,060 and they were all hungry, 245 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,580 and all they had was a piece of fish and a piece of bread. 246 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,500 You know what Jesus did? 247 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,800 He multiplied it all, and he fed all of them. 248 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:47,340 - So, you did get my comforter? - No. 249 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,030 No, th-the point of the story 250 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,080 is that God gives you exactly what you need. 251 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,180 And don't whine. 252 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,100 Ooh! My Lincoln book. Thank you. 253 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,100 I need that. 254 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,828 _ 255 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,140 Go check on him. 256 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,780 Hey. Hey, Todd! You okay? 257 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,250 Todd, wake up, boy. You okay? 258 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,170 - You better call someone. - Yeah. 259 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:45,600 _ 260 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,099 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, no. 261 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,685 Noah? Noah! 262 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,650 - Noah! - He's not breathing. 263 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:54,688 Should we call for help? 264 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,980 Mom? 265 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,220 Mom? 266 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,180 John? What's wrong? 267 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,580 I don't wanna get killed by a baseball. 268 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:13,560 What? Who told you that? 269 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,375 Daddy. 270 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,780 Clark. 271 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,840 Can you come lay with me? 272 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:24,980 Clark! 273 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,020 Woo! 274 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,810 - You better do it! - Nice! 275 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,390 Sick-ass motherfucker! 276 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,060 Nice car! 277 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:21,160 Yeah, he's in jail. 278 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:23,260 And this is your brother? 279 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,946 Dom, yeah. 280 00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,420 Wow. 281 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,380 Did anyone die in the robbery? 282 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,840 Fuckin' teller. 283 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,000 The guy he was robbing the bank with 284 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,440 fuckin' blasted this poor teller. 285 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,255 Well, how'd that make your brother feel? 286 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:48,690 Uh, what do you mean "How did it make him feel?" 287 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,800 You rob a fuckin' bank, 288 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:54,620 the probability of someone gettin' jacked is high. 289 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,060 That's hot. 290 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,560 Yeah? 291 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,680 Yeah. 292 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,540 Yeah... 293 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,980 You ever done anything like that? 294 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,950 What? Blast some fools? 295 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,140 Yeah. 296 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,708 Yeah. 297 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,040 And how did it make you feel? 298 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,798 Uh... Like a god. 299 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,630 Like a bad boy god? 300 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,020 Uh-huh. 301 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,305 Are you a bad boy? 302 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,060 You know it, girl. 303 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:45,400 - Gimme your foot. - What? 304 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,660 Gimme your foot. 305 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,300 No, take your shoe off. 306 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:04,820 What do you think of that? 307 00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:09,920 Impressive. 308 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,420 All I do at night is think about your mouth on my dick. 309 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,280 Hm. 310 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,460 Okay. 311 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,270 Like you're sucking it. 312 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,820 No, I got it. 313 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,363 Well, I have to go to the bathroom. 314 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,300 Oh... fuck, girl. 315 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:30,340 You don't suck this shit now, I'm gonna explode. 316 00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:00,030 Stop. Stop! Stop! 317 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,930 Please... stop! 318 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:34,790 I... I won't tell anyone. I won't... 319 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,500 I know. 320 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,020 I'm sorry. 321 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,940 No, you're not. 322 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:27,020 That looks like it is the last of it. 323 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:34,980 Wait a minute. What's that over there? 324 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,460 I don't know. 325 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,040 Why don't you go check it out? 326 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:51,240 It's got your picture. 327 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,220 And medals and stuff. 328 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,400 Wow. 329 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,730 Huh. 330 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,654 How'd you find this? I've been looking for this. 331 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,440 You were in war? 332 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,480 Well, John... 333 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,550 I was gonna wait to tell you this. 334 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,400 But... Ooh, let's do this on the swing. 335 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,290 Uh... 336 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,680 Yeah. I was in war. 337 00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,360 I was a Marine. 338 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:23,303 - A soldier? - Yeah. 339 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,180 Marines are the best soldiers. 340 00:21:27,690 --> 00:21:30,240 Some call me Marine. Other people... 341 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,460 Well, they call me a hero, 342 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,750 but I don't like putting labels on things. 343 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,500 You wanna keep that in your room? 344 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,830 You know, I found out some, uh, interesting information 345 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,590 about our buddy Abe Lincoln. 346 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:49,950 Turns out, he had a bunch of Native Americans killed. 347 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,260 Executed. Yeah. 348 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,900 He also proposed to Black people that they go back to Africa. 349 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,240 Got hundreds of men killed at Shiloh and Antietam. 350 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,440 News to me. 351 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,080 Saint Augustin? 352 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:15,563 The man was addicted to bathhouses, John. 353 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:19,460 Now, he's, what, third-most googled saint? 354 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,680 Something like that. 355 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,280 Gandhi? 356 00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:28,050 The original hippie? Gandhi? 357 00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,662 He, uh... Wait. I read it. 358 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,280 Gandhi, uh, what'd he do? 359 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,840 Oh, yeah. His wife had pneumonia. 360 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:37,877 Doctors said, "You gotta give her penicillin," 361 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,100 but he said no because of religious beliefs. 362 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,580 But then, when he got malaria, 363 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,860 he said, "Give me the drugs." 364 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,050 Tricky. 365 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,870 Tricky legacy. 366 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,920 Fuck. 367 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,020 It's the other one, honey. 368 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:30,600 All right, 369 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,580 You and John go get in the bathtub. 370 00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:02,420 This summer, she's back, 371 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,540 and she's looking for vengeance. 372 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,630 "Megagirls 4." 373 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,930 And he is incorrigible. 374 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:17,790 The Magical Boy." 375 00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:25,219 I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do. 376 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,315 - It's fine. Where is he? - He's over there. 377 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,780 Okay. 378 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,740 - He said he's Gene Cousineau? - That's what he said. 379 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,140 - Did he show you ID? - He didn't have any. 380 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,787 He didn't come in a car. He walked up. 381 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,060 I don't think it's him. 382 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,700 Let me Google image. 383 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,580 What do you think? 384 00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:01,223 I don't know. Both dudes are old. 385 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,850 Hi. Where did you come from? 386 00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:11,484 I've been out of the country a long time. 387 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,570 Okay. And who did you wanna speak with? 388 00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:18,199 I'd like to talk to the person who runs Warner Brothers. 389 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,784 Okay. About what? 390 00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,700 Something that's come to my attention recently. 391 00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:24,038 And what's that? 392 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,640 I would rather talk to him. 393 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,084 Well, I work for him, 394 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:30,480 so I think you'll need to tell me, and I'll relay it to him. 395 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,980 I would feel more comfortable talking to him. 396 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,008 Well, I can't do that. 397 00:27:36,010 --> 00:27:37,385 Why? 398 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:38,889 Because I don't think you're Gene Cousineau. 399 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,513 Why? 400 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,391 Because he's been missing, presumed dead, for eight years. 401 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,810 If you're planning what I think you're planning, 402 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,060 you're gonna want to talk to me. 403 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,160 Keep him here. 404 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,240 Clean livin'. 405 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:08,200 My whole life has been a testament to clean livin'. 406 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,500 I never touched the alcohol, 407 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,670 the drugs, crappy food. 408 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,100 Hell, I've been married to the same woman since I was 18. 409 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,620 Years of clean living. 410 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,780 You'd think I'd be able to judge people correctly, right? 411 00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,475 Yeah. 412 00:28:27,010 --> 00:28:29,311 Well, I thank you, Emily. 413 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,500 Oh, hey, that's no problem. 414 00:28:33,990 --> 00:28:35,484 You're a very brave woman. 415 00:28:35,490 --> 00:28:38,360 Most people turn a blind eye, 416 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:40,720 especially with a punk like Bevel. 417 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,740 I think what took me in 418 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,640 was how much he reminded me of my grandson. 419 00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:51,290 I thought some honest work 420 00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:54,640 would show him the joys of clean livin'. 421 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,720 - And then... - He steals from you. 422 00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:59,842 Till tappin' little bastard. 423 00:28:59,850 --> 00:29:01,300 Mm-hmm. 424 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:05,360 Well, you two are angels. 425 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,640 I'll find a replacement soon. 426 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,740 I'm not surprised. 427 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,590 I've thought about tapping the till. 428 00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:23,880 But I got such a guilty conscious. 429 00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:27,470 Probably just end up blowin' my fuckin' brains out. 430 00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:32,540 In honor of the finale of "Just Desserts," 431 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,980 we sit down with Natalie Greer, 432 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,110 the mind behind a show that defined a generation. 433 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,180 So, we were on patrol, 434 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,200 and we came to this village 435 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:47,020 and two elders were arguing over who killed 436 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,260 the other person's donkey, 437 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,140 which was a typical occurrence over there. 438 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:54,580 And then, uh, a shot rang out. 439 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,720 And do you know who was shot? 440 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:58,820 Who? 441 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,880 Albert. 442 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:03,260 - Your best friend? - Yeah. 443 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,830 And I heard them shout my name. 444 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,480 "Medic! Medic! Get up here!" 445 00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:14,050 So, I ran up there, and when I found him, he was all messed up. 446 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,300 He looked terrible. 447 00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:18,339 And they told me, they said, "Clark, he's a goner." 448 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:21,520 And I said, "Not on my watch." 449 00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:24,100 And I patched him up. 450 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:26,860 And I saved his life. 451 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:30,060 Did you kill the guys who shot him? 452 00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:32,280 No, no, no. 453 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,500 No, my job was to protect our boys. 454 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,920 Just like I'm protecting you, John. 455 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,740 - I love you so much, Dad. - Oh... 456 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,880 I love you, too. 457 00:30:48,290 --> 00:30:49,840 I love you too, buddy. 458 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,760 - _ - But it's just so crazy 459 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:56,749 to have gone from, like, being a chubby little kid 460 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:58,960 who loves cupcakes to then, all of a sudden, 461 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:01,290 you know, the President of the United States 462 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:04,710 is quoting our show at the State of the Union. 463 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,100 Like, how did... how did we get this lucky, you know? 464 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,180 Like, we're so lucky. 465 00:31:10,190 --> 00:31:12,500 Do you know that we almost fired you season two? 466 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,059 Really? 467 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:16,800 Yes! Because you weren't good yet, you know? 468 00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:18,530 - _ - Y-You were a kid, 469 00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:19,982 so you were bad, but... 470 00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:21,750 Barry! 471 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,230 Who's Barry? 472 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,270 Shh. 473 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,950 What? 474 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,840 _ 475 00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:35,000 They're making a movie about us. 476 00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:44,200 I'm gonna have to kill Cousineau. 477 00:31:45,549 --> 00:31:49,549 - Synced and corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --